Kenney Creek Homestead, http://www.kenneycreekhomestead.blogspot.com/
You Might Have a
Mastiff If:
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The paw prints in your yard could be mistaken
for Timber Wolf
·
The popcorn strings on the lower 2/3 of your
Christmas tree are gone, and the remaining cranberries litter the floor
·
You are proficient at the hula because you’ve
gotten so good at avoiding spit stringers
·
You consider anything less than a 40 lb bag of
dog food “snack size”
·
You worry that a tennis ball might lodge in your
dog’s trachea
·
Your dog can’t ride along with you unless you
take “the big car”
·
The corners of your furniture and woodwork are
chewed 3 feet up—from the puppy
·
At a glance, you aren’t sure whether the poop
pile in the yard is from the dog or the horse
·
Missing socks and gloves show up in poop piles
·
You empty the water bucket and it all comes out
in one gelatinous mass
·
When your dog stops right in front of you, you
fall over the top of him
·
You are sitting on the couch, enjoying a book,
and a head twice the size of yours appears over the top of whatever you’re
reading
·
You have to modify a belt because stores don’t
carry collars that big
And, finally,
·
You can’t imagine life without one of these
gentle giants, and all of the above is worth every ounce of inconvenience.
